Funny New Jersey Craigslist Missed Connections (2024)

Every once in and while I take a look at the "missed connections" section of Craigslist.

It's just for laughs. I swear!

Recently, I spotlighted a few funny/creepy submissions from men looking for women.

Time to turn the table and see what the ladies ofNew Jersey are looking for.

(photo: Craigslist)

I always thought driving Uber or Lyft could be a good way to pick people up.

This one is pretty normal. I'm just wondering what a "Blue Family" is.

Is the ripped and spaghettistained mobile carrier shirt a trend I'm missing? I hope this guy sees this, though. He's in store for some passionate lovin'!

(photo: Craigslist)

I like how this woman cuts right to the chase. I'm not ugly, you're not ugly, let's make this happen!

(photo: Craigslist)

Do you really want a guy who is seeking out a "specific cream" for an unidentified ailment? Just goes to show that if a guy is tall, dark, and handsome, he's always got the advantage.

I really wonder how many true long-term romances have started with a missed connection on Craigslist?

"So, how did you two meet?"

"You know, it's funny I was in CVS and I noticed this really hot guy talking to the pharmacist about a cream he needed. It was then that I knew what I had to do right away. Jump on Craigslist and post a missed connection. Wouldn't you know it, he read it and the rest is history!"

Craigslist dating can be dangerous, and so are these towns in New Jersey.

The 25 Most Dangerous Cities in New Jersey

Funny New Jersey Craigslist Missed Connections (2024)

References

Top Articles
Latest Posts
Article information

Author: Edmund Hettinger DC

Last Updated:

Views: 6275

Rating: 4.8 / 5 (78 voted)

Reviews: 93% of readers found this page helpful

Author information

Name: Edmund Hettinger DC

Birthday: 1994-08-17

Address: 2033 Gerhold Pine, Port Jocelyn, VA 12101-5654

Phone: +8524399971620

Job: Central Manufacturing Supervisor

Hobby: Jogging, Metalworking, Tai chi, Shopping, Puzzles, Rock climbing, Crocheting

Introduction: My name is Edmund Hettinger DC, I am a adventurous, colorful, gifted, determined, precious, open, colorful person who loves writing and wants to share my knowledge and understanding with you.